Why you should write more Memoir + Short Story:

1. This was wonderfully done. Bravo.

2. I want to know what happened to the potatoes.

3. I want to learn how to boil such good looking potatoes as the one's in the picture.

4. This is the antithesis to Tom Cruise movies which I've been boycotting for many reasons.

5. I like poetry which isn't poetry technically, like the line about snowflakes under the boots of soldiers.