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ONE-MINUTE HUMOR
Thoughts While Scrolling Through Medium After a 5-Day Break
Nobody cares but I’m sharing them anyway
Me: Should I log in?
My laptop: You know you will. Why pretend to ask?
Starts with the For You page, because I’m an amateur sapio-masochist.
Nobody cares.
WHAT!?!
Nobody cares.
I get it, you’re rich and we’re not.
Here we go again.
Kill me now.
More Medium news.
Word salad.
Seriously, nobody cares.
Okay, this is great.
No, really.
But I can never write like this.
Depressed.
Switches to the Following tab. Relatively useful, but not quite there yet.
Proceeds to search writers manually.
Thank god for the advent of technology.
So funny.
ROFL.
Wait, they did not just — the guts.
Jealous.
Excellent idea.
I’m stealing it.
Hauntingly beautiful.
The poetry.
Transported. Such vivid imagery.
I’m not crying; you are.
Me: Okay, I’m very inspired. Let’s start typing.
Netflix: Coughs suggestively.
Soon, I’ll start soon.
Write your own 1-minute humor today. It leaves more time for Netflix.
