Someone came over to my house the other day for a fire safety inspection. He lifted the extinguisher off my wall which I swear was nailed to it up until a second ago. Apparently, I should have gotten it refilled.

He pointed out a few other things I had no clue about.

I decided to ignore them. There's a list, somewhere.

(Editing is the devil. Oh, that sucks. I hope she gets well soon. Showering is overrated. Wet Wipes for the win.)