So Long and Thanks for the Laughs

Don’t blame me Medium made me crazy

A picture of a foot. I’ve heard they are well-liked on the internet. Borrowed from Polina Tankilevitch.

May has been fire. But, I tire.

I’ve written every day, except when I was deathly sick. I’ve met a bunch of writers who inspire me to be unfazed by the negativity. We’ve been laughing it up in the comments. They’ve been kind enough to follow me.

Maybe I want to turn them off.

A rhythm has set in, burning serotonin like the midnight oil and I haven’t had a bad day in a long while. Waking up to notifications every morning has been better than my iced coffee. What could possibly go wrong?

What chases a high is a low.

For the longest time, I’ve been a late trend adopter. I’ve missed out on multiple opportunities that could have been my breakout moments.

Like I bought the Nintendo in May 2021, turning down the chance of becoming an Animal Crossing content creator during early Quarantine.

Thus, I’m keen to skip the queue.

After much deliberation, i.e. fighting with the many me’s inside my head, I zeroed in on the “GoodBye Medium” trend. But that’s been done to death.

So I need to create my own.

Yesterday, while writing another story, the killer idea finally clicked. Bad timing…