She's fogging up the windows though, which someone needs to clean. Marriage is a messy business.

… the guests have fallen over. The cake spontaneously combusted because of the phosphorescent icing. My wife is hanging out to dry, so my wedding night will have to be outdoors where there are fewer worms and the insects are free …
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Marsha Adams
Debdutta Pal
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Apr 15, 2024
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She's fogging up the windows though, which someone needs to clean. Marriage is a messy business.
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Written by Debdutta Pal2.6K Followers
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I'd rather be watching Netflix.
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