SATIRE AT WORK

Movers and Creepers

When life hands you boxes and hides the tape

I’d rather be an angry fossil. Looks like it didn’t want to move, either. Photo by Pexels.

I’m not usually one to partake in gossip. The grapevine can suck you in like a charged beanstalk, and before you know it, you’ll be chosen for throwing a woman you barely know, a Gossip Girl (2007) inspired bachelorette party.