I knew it. Aliens will land in a CrossFit.

Once the aliens start swarming, all of those hovercrafts will throw earth’s orbit out of alignment. The first people to be yanked off the planet and sucked into deep space will be the fit ones with flat stomachs. Their bodies are woefully aerodynamic.
I Am More Evolved Than You
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Kristen Stark
Debdutta Pal
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Aug 14, 2024
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I knew it. Aliens will land in a CrossFit.
I'll hide near the McDonald's garbage cans.
It's a safe space.
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Written by Debdutta Pal2.6K Followers
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I'd rather be watching Netflix.
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