Haha, this was so great, I'm dying. The moment you open a parenthesis, I know I'm done. Here comes the body ache.

I'm glad I'm not alone with the weird ordering thing.

Sometimes I'll pick an unusual dish, and they stare at me with uncertainty. "Are you sure? It's raw/it's spicy" and the latest one, "It has sea salt." I don't get it, is it me? As you said, why did you list it on the menu then?

Makes for fun times though.

P.S. Don't care about the typos, this was awesome.